Random Access Memories

So, tonight Dale (Renee’s Boyfriend. Renee being one of the tenants in the house i’m staying at) comes and bangs on my door, at 11:45pm.

I open the door to see who it is and he proceeds to wander right in without saying a word, with a big shit-eating grin on his face. He was sloppily drunk and made almost no sense. I’m rather stunned and have no idea WTF is going on.

He asked if I knew where Renee was, when I said I didn’t know he asked for my phone to call her. Figuring he was going to call her one way or the other I let him call her. No idea what was going on with the two of them, but Dale finished the call, got up and turned to the door.

He looked down into the chair he was sitting in, picked up his wallet and an empty case for a pair of glasses and said “what it this? Who’s is it?”.

I stuffed the items in his hand and showed him the door.

Oh, what a night, I wonder if he’ll even remember any of this in the morning.